A Story to Tell Your Friends

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2:37am (8583)
me: *blink*
parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO

2:34am (9674)

goretrait:

can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly

2:34am (4095)

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

I have primary fandoms, secondary fandoms, and tertiary fandoms, and they cycle in and out like electrons orbits in an atom.

2:34am (16355)

hvns:

in some alternative universe your favourite celebrity is blogging about how perfect and gay you are

21:26pm (30440)

raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are one of the reasons i have trust issues

(Source: deadb1ogger)

21:24pm (48)

21:23pm (441)

states:

quinn fabray more like my adorable baby sweet beautiful blueberry muffin how can anyone hate you perfect angel flawless homosexual i love you

21:17pm (27140)

joydivsion:

some people are so cute i just wow congratulations on your dna

21:17pm (8044)

someblackkid:

i express my feelings through other peoples text posts

21:16pm (68337)
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing